How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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2007-02-13 16:47:18 · 5 answers · asked by Mikey b 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

Not as much wood as a Chuck Norris could chuck, and a Chuck Norris CAN chuck wood. Very hard.

2007-02-13 16:57:59 · answer #1 · answered by Groucho Returns 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋

2007-02-14 01:12:06 · answer #2 · answered by agent99 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

it would chuck as much as it needed to survive

2007-02-14 01:46:42 · answer #3 · answered by stl34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

2 cords.

2007-02-14 00:56:51 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

2!!!

2007-02-14 00:56:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋