A famous magician was performing in front of a sold out crowd. She had gotten standing ovations for all her tricks that night. The show was ending and she told the audience that she had one more act to perform.
"For my last act, I will hypnotize people. However, I will not hypnotize a select few; I will prove my power by hypnotizing the entire audience!"
She pulled out a sparkling jewel on a chain and began to swing it in front of the audience. "Watch the jewel and listen to my voice. You are all slipping into a trance. You are all becoming hypnotized by me and will obey my commands."
As with her other tricks, she was very successful and it did not take her long to hypnotize the entire audience. However, before she stopped swinging, she accidently dropped the jewel.
"S**t", she proclaimed.
It took three weeks to clean up the mess.
2007-02-13 16:46:09 · 11 answers · asked by Steady As She Goes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha, funny. Here's one backatcha':
What did the buddhist say to the hot dog man?
(make me one with everything)
2007-02-13 16:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Valentine's Day...to you..lol 10/5
2007-02-13 16:51:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
very funny
only a female magican could mess it up like that!
the women should keep to being sawn in half
ha ha ha
2007-02-14 10:40:10 · answer #3 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I've heard it before but i still laughed like something crazy! Bravo!
2007-02-13 16:59:50 · answer #4 · answered by felita2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, that ain't right. Funny, but wrong
2007-02-13 16:49:01 · answer #5 · answered by bflip33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! XD
Plz answer my question...?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070212211013AAHwNR5
2007-02-13 16:56:04 · answer #6 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That's so sick. Good one.
2007-02-13 16:57:43 · answer #7 · answered by Sleepless in MN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* ha ha *.. Eww.. that's pretty gross, I should've figured it'd be something like that.. thanks for the laugh.. that was a good one..
2007-02-13 18:46:00 · answer #8 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is soo hilarious!
lmao!
2007-02-13 16:49:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-02-13 16:54:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋