Batman and Robin are working at a food shelter for the needy. After 50 people go, there are 15 people left and no more meals. Batman looks around the shelter, and finds 13 apples. Robin says "How do we feed 15 people 13 apples?" Batman replies by saying what?
2007-02-13 16:46:04 · 9 answers · asked by bflip33 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Gerbers
2007-02-13 16:54:39 · update #1
th3_2, you are an idiot
2007-02-13 17:31:49 · update #2
"The two of us won't eat any."
2007-02-13 16:51:37 · answer #1 · answered by Steady As She Goes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a trick question. Batman and Robin are vegans. Vegans don't eat meat or other animal products. In order to find thirteen apples they would have had to kill the kangaroo in the corner and remove its apple embryos, and to do that would violate the vegan code, which results in death by hanging, administered by the vegan police. So, they were forced to vacate the premesis, letting one of the remaining thirteen individuals harvest the apples, which would be distributed among his/her peers, assuming none of the aforementioned thirteen are of the vegan persuasion as well. Therefore, I believe batman would have said something along the lines of "To the batmobile!" or, if the day is Sunday, "To the Toyota Corolla!" (since it is a known fact that Alfred borrows the batmobile every sabbath in order to get to church, sometimes even opting to carpool)
2007-02-13 17:20:43 · answer #2 · answered by th3_2 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
batman and robin dont eat the apples
2007-02-13 16:57:02 · answer #3 · answered by agent99 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Robin, have you ever heard of something called apple sauce?
2007-02-13 16:59:44 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its quite simple batman and robin wont eat anything!
2007-02-13 16:54:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mash them so they become apple sauce! And divide equally...
2007-02-13 16:54:31 · answer #6 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
slice the apples and serve them equally?
2007-02-13 16:50:30 · answer #7 · answered by lhesz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
batman says, "dont have a clue"
2007-02-13 16:49:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Applesauce. My boy wonder. Applesauce."
2007-02-15 08:07:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋