will you join us on the darkside, we have milk and cookies?

Question

we also have coffee with flavored creamers.

Answer 1

Ya know...every time I hear someone talk about the darkside, I get that crap song from the crap 80's movie Eddie and the Cruisers stuck in my head...Darkside's comin now nothin is real...

Anyway, keep the flavored creamers and I'm with ya. I prefer black coffee and cigarettes.

Answer 2

I have lived most of my life on the dark side. Not a fun place. The cookies are poison, the milk is sour and the coffee tastes like urin. There is heartach death and dispare there in the darkness. I want to live in the light now. But I must admit I think about crossing the boarder every now and again...

Answer 3

Is the milk fat free...and instead of cookies may I have an orange? That's way less fattening. If so, then yes! Yes, I will join you. Although, I pretty much already do live on the dark side. :) And, I'll definatlely join if you really do look like Brandon Lee...what a sexy sexy dead man! Blessed Be!

)O(

Answer 4

Chocolate milk and devils food cookies, I suspect. I smell an evil plot here. Must contact Al Gore and have him change into Inventor Man to combat this nefarious plot.

Answer 5

I have been with the darkside for a long time now...but if I were to join you'd have had me at "darkside"....I need no milk and cookies...(allergic to milk, anyway...)

Answer 6

"I'll never join you, you killed my father."

"No Luke I am your father."

Ahhhhh

On a serious note:
"Therefore do not be partakers with them;
for you were formerly darkness, but now you are light in the Lord;
walk as children of the light."
Ephesians 5:8

Answer 7

I'm already in.
I think I saw you in the Destroy Fluffy Bunnies department.
YOu were the guy in a black cloak yes?

Answer 8

Cookies?

Here, Mr Darkside, you can have my soul.

But only if there's macadamia and chocochip involved. >(

Answer 9

Count me out !!

I enjoy the light of being Christian.

Answer 10

Ooh! Count me in!