Jesus Gonzalez? He does great work with the hedges around my house.
2007-02-13 16:25:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I also cherish my personal relationship with Jesus. He works down at the car wash. Yes, Jesus is real!
2007-02-13 16:33:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'll just take 2 points, so this wasn't a total waist of time
Ha Ha
2007-02-14 00:33:02 · answer #2 · answered by the shiz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We Muslims believe, that Jesus was one of the mightiest messengers of God that he was the Christ, that he was born miraculously without any male intervention (which many modern-day Christians do not believe today), that he gave life to the dead by God's permission and that he healed those born blind and the lepers by god's permission. In fact, no Muslim is a Muslim if he or she does not believe in Jesus!
2007-02-14 00:30:13 · answer #3 · answered by Punter 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
My boss is Jesus! He is the coolest boss I've ever had! He is also an Athiest! Lol.
2007-02-14 00:29:42 · answer #4 · answered by rhiamon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya I know him. That SOB stole my hubcaps and knocked up my sister. Tell him his tamales suck!
2007-02-14 00:28:49 · answer #5 · answered by John D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry - I just say NO to Spanish
2007-02-14 00:55:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, his wife Mary Gonzlez does anal, too.
2007-02-14 00:35:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ANd this is in Religion and Spirituality because why?
2007-02-14 00:34:58 · answer #8 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha that was funny
2007-02-14 00:29:09 · answer #9 · answered by kuhtren 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah man, i've met the dude - crazy sob
2007-02-14 00:31:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋