USA Today: WE'RE DEAD
The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE
Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER
Wired: THE LAST NEW THING
Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
Readers Digest: 'BYE
Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
2007-02-13 15:39:31 · 6 answers · asked by Mary 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
looooooooooool..really good one lara..thank you
2007-02-13 15:52:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
USA Today: WE'RE DEAD
Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER
LOL! Good ones.
2007-02-13 15:47:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Presuming there is any media left and anyone to hear, see, or read the coverage, I predict they will blame it all on Bush and Cheney.
2007-02-13 15:44:19 · answer #3 · answered by Mad Roy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did u make all that by ur self!!!!!!!
how did u do that!!!!!!
if u made that then i must say...this is real talent....
dont let go of it......
had fun readin...
do keep postin...
2007-02-13 15:49:38 · answer #4 · answered by starfire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who cares we will all be dead by then
2007-02-13 15:44:39 · answer #5 · answered by shiznizzal24 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Through their ***hole!
2007-02-13 15:55:24 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋