A blonde man comes home from work to find his wife in their bedroom naked, breathing very heavily. He looks at her in a confused manner and goes to the living room. One of his sons comes running to him saying, "Daddy! Daddy! Why is Uncle Todd playing naked with mommy? Daddy, I'm scared!!" So the man storms to his bedroom and opens up his closet to find his brother naked! "Todd! What the hell are you doing!!!? Why are you running around and playing naked?!!! You're scaring the kids!!!!"
2007-02-13 15:07:50 · 6 answers · asked by chrysanthemum 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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You should say... after he finds the uncle "Todd! What the hell are you doing? Why are you running around the house playing naked? MY WIFE IS BREATHING HEAVY I THINK SHES HAVING A HEART ATTACK
2007-02-13 15:14:02 · answer #1 · answered by Aaron 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
utterly amzing, i like how instead of playing the joke on a blonde, u played it on a male blonde
2007-02-13 15:18:28 · answer #2 · answered by Maryln 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.o I Love It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2007-02-13 16:47:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
o..o..very funny...10/5 thx
2007-02-13 15:11:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!
2007-02-13 15:16:07 · answer #5 · answered by pollywollydoda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL //
2007-02-13 19:51:50 · answer #6 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋