Whats the best "yo momma" joke ever?

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Whats the best "yo momma" joke ever?

2007-02-13 15:01:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo' Mama's so Poor........ she can't afford to pay attention. I took a peanut and she said don't be so greedy. she has fries on layway at McDonalds. I stepped in her front door and came out through the back.
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2007-02-13 19:54:46 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋

Yo mammas so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck....
D fellas at my school are full of them.....

2007-02-13 21:44:47 · answer #2 · answered by Lala 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋

knock knock
who's there
yo mamma
yo mamma who
yo mamma can't think of a punchline

2007-02-13 19:22:01 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋