2007-02-13 13:35:24 · 10 answers · asked by Myaloo 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I was in a college class when the class got quiet as this guy asked a cute girl "Are you currently taking applications for a boyfriend?" We all bust out laughing when the prof led us in a round of applause for what he said was the worst line he had ever heard.
2007-02-13 13:43:41 · answer #1 · answered by wolfmankav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a book? can I check you out?
Someone call the police cuz baby you're on fire
Your eyes are bluer then my toilet water
Are those space pants? cuz your butt is outta this world!
I you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Mmmm...yousmell like cheetos
Do you have a road map? I keep on getting lost in your eyes....
I lost my teddybear...can I sleep with you instead?
2007-02-13 21:40:57 · answer #2 · answered by Amber _rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O, child please, I've heard plenty! Some are nasty, others just plain retarded. Here are three of my faves:
1) I lost my number...can I have yours?
2) Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see!
3) I was just wondering. Do you spit or swallow?
<3
2007-02-13 21:41:54 · answer #3 · answered by Lady Sunshine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so what's the situation? Any chance or what? You look like a chocolate covered coffee bean can I grind with you?
2007-02-13 21:40:39 · answer #4 · answered by fay ryan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let the birdies out of their cage
2007-02-13 21:41:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bus driver said to me one day hey baby i can take you places. Your place or mine.
2007-02-13 21:39:16 · answer #6 · answered by tiffers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets see if u r hard ware is compatible
2007-02-13 21:43:19 · answer #7 · answered by $$$$$$$$ice man$$$$$$$$ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did u fart because u blew me away
hmm i think it was a joke i was all like What the F*ck
2007-02-13 21:42:22 · answer #8 · answered by andralynn147 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its ok dont worry everyone poops its normal!
2007-02-13 21:38:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So... Do you spit or swallow?
2007-02-13 21:38:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋