I was in an elevator with this guy, I had a sweat shirt on that said Port Susan with a picture of oars and the wheel that you turn on a boat, this guy winks at me and goes, "Hi Susan"....of course I am sure he knew I would reply, that's not my name to which he starts rattling off guessing names through the alphabet, starting with Anna, working up to B for Bridget.....I laughed, got off at my stop and stated...not even close.
2007-02-13 13:11:06 · 12 answers · asked by ? 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
my love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in.
soo gross! lol.
2007-02-13 13:20:54 · answer #1 · answered by one_thing 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the lamest was when a little boy came up to me and said "u kno, im reaching my growth spurt soon" and smiled. with adults- this little genius science geek walked up to me in the hall and said that if the universe were splitted into chronoparticlaitacs or sumthin, god would put him and me together again. L-A-M-E
2007-02-13 21:15:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's Mine
is that a mirror in your pants?
Because I could totally see myself in them
and
Lets have a math lesson
you + me
- the clothes
+ a bed
= amazing
2007-02-13 21:16:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My name is Marijane. I actually had a guy ask me once if that was my name because I was so intoxicating. Oh Brother!
2007-02-13 21:17:28 · answer #4 · answered by Marijane K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mine was,
"Hey do you like to go to the river? Because I would ⥠for you to float up in my boat!"
So CORNY
2007-02-13 21:14:05 · answer #5 · answered by Kayley M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HEY!!!!! I'M THAT GUY! WITH THE PORT SUSAN SHIRT! YOU ARE REALLY CUTE. I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS THAT BAD.
WHAT COULD I HAVE SAID TO GET YOUR PHONE # ?
2007-02-13 21:20:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"wusz gud ma u look like my next girl..get at me wit ur sexy a$$ self"
2007-02-13 21:17:31 · answer #7 · answered by *^*nyqt*^* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was with my boyfriend and a nerd came up to me and said "Are you from Tenesee, cuz you're they only ten I see." my boyfriend almost sucker punched him.
2007-02-13 21:16:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love corny pick up lines they make me laugh.
guys are adorable when there stupid like that.
which is why us girls love them.
unless your a lesbian/...!
2007-02-13 21:15:32 · answer #9 · answered by Im So In Love With Him. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice legs, what time do they open?
2007-02-13 21:15:45 · answer #10 · answered by melissa 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋