2007-02-13 13:01:21 · 13 answers · asked by Reshondrick C 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One, she just stands there holding the light bulb, and the whole world revolves around her.
OR: Whats a light bulb?
Or my favorite: Only one, but she has to be Pro-Conservation and willing to exchange her old, energy-guzzling regular bulb for energy-efficient compact florescent bulbs. Who said blonde's are stupid?
2007-02-13 13:54:04 · answer #1 · answered by Richard Serenity 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Is it a trick question? It can't be done even if all the blondes in LA get together to screw in a light bulb. First they got to know the difference between a light bulb and a tulip bulb ...
2007-02-13 13:10:08 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-03 09:32:58 · answer #3 · answered by alyson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two, one to call a person to fix the lightbulb, the other to flirt with the guy to get it for free.
No offence to blonds. My friend is one.
2007-02-13 13:11:43 · answer #4 · answered by Happy:) 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
3.
2007-02-13 13:03:36 · answer #5 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One.
2007-02-13 13:05:17 · answer #6 · answered by Michelle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
none. they cant find it.
or..
3. one to screw it in, one to light a bulb, one to screw it.
2007-02-13 13:05:27 · answer #7 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they don't screw in light bulbs.
2007-02-13 13:20:23 · answer #8 · answered by eyeshield 007 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too many to count. just look at jessica simpson
2007-02-13 13:15:29 · answer #9 · answered by x0xDrumMajorx0x 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
quite a few
2007-02-13 13:04:12 · answer #10 · answered by Sam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋