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A teacher was asking her 3rd grade students for a syllable word and to use it in a sentence. Several students raised their hands.
"Beautiful", said Barbie."My teacher is really beautiful"
"Wonderful", said Susie. "my teacher is wonderful"
The teacher was quite flattered and then chose Johnnie.
"Urinate", said Johnnie.
"What?", replied the shocked teacher.
Urinate, but if your t.ts were bigger, you'd be a ten.

2007-02-13 11:12:47 · 15 answers · asked by kicking_back 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

WOW

2007-02-13 11:15:31 · answer #1 · answered by christina 4 · 1 0

I never failed any science test in my life. Just because it is a science teaching, doesn't mean I have to believe it. And I don't. Did you go to Sunday School? If you did, you should remember what you were taught there. Even 1st grade Sunday Schoolers seem to know things you don't. So, what's your point?

2016-03-29 05:27:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahaha

2007-02-13 11:16:01 · answer #3 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10!

2007-02-13 12:27:40 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

if ur affended dont read things like this ok get a life it was a joke and i thought it was very cute and funny!!

2007-02-13 11:23:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny man post another one while i keep answering for the two points

2007-02-13 11:59:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha. wow thats really funny. but i think you just wasted 5 points.hhaha that was funny. good one

2007-02-13 11:16:59 · answer #7 · answered by Callie P 3 · 0 0

Nice one.

2007-02-13 11:16:04 · answer #8 · answered by Katherine 3 · 0 0

haha, had to read that again. nice 1

2007-02-13 11:24:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha ha
your an eight
for those who dont get it

2007-02-13 11:16:15 · answer #10 · answered by Kinomak 2 · 0 0

hahahhahahahahaha!!! but i have heard that 1 b4 though!!!

2007-02-13 11:18:49 · answer #11 · answered by moosee^^; 3 · 0 0

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