give me som ur mom jokes!? me n my friends say ur mom to everything because it's funny lol well funniest one gets best answer
2007-02-13 10:59:30 · 8 answers · asked by auttiemarie03 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ur momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way"
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man
Yo Mama's so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told your momma to move her fat *** out of the way
Yo Mama's so skinny she has to wipe her butt with dental floss
Yo Mama's so greasy that she has to use baccon as a bandaid
Your momma's so smelly even sewer rats get out of her way.
Your momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...
Your momma's so smelly even dogs dont smell her.
Your momma's so smelly she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.
Your momma's so smelly she made Right Guard go left.
Your momma's so Smelly her poops glad to escape.
hope i helped
2007-02-13 11:08:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your mom is so poor, i saw her kicking a can and a rock one day, and i asked her "what are you doing?" and she did "I'm moving".
Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the shrit out of the toilet.
Your mamma is so stupid, she went into macy because she thought it was the YMCA.
Yo mama's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money
2007-02-13 11:15:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma's so fat, when she swam in the Golf of Mexico and farted she caused Hurricane Katrina.
2007-02-13 11:59:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is like a bowling ball-she gets picked up, fin****d, taken to an alley and thrown in the gutter
2007-02-13 11:08:37 · answer #4 · answered by molly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur mom and you are not coming to my house for valentines for a kiss to me on booth cheeks
2007-02-13 11:15:52 · answer #5 · answered by peter w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur mamma is sooooo fat she couldn't get baptised at al!!! not even in the ocean!!!
u probably heard that 1 b4 though
2007-02-13 11:23:43 · answer #6 · answered by moosee^^; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
2007-02-13 11:12:30 · answer #7 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..so dumb she put an ejection seat in a helicopter
..so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids she yelled stop that twinkie!
2007-02-13 11:06:52 · answer #8 · answered by Kinomak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋