If God and Satan had a contest to see who could hold the most beer, who would win? I think Satan cause God is HOLY.
2007-02-13 10:44:59 · 14 answers · asked by BTH L 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Beer is supposed to be one of the sins i dont think god is supposed to drink it but then the bible contradicts itself so much what do we know.
2007-02-13 10:59:42 · answer #1 · answered by Dee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stone Cold always wins when it`s about beer.. sorry God, sorry Satan...but Stone Cold wins
2007-02-13 18:50:21 · answer #2 · answered by Sir Alex 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If God was one of us would he too have a beer belly? LOL this question I must admit has to be one of the strangest. Lets test his ability and include a rock and a bong and a babe.... OH I forgot, he is GOD LOL
2007-02-13 18:54:56 · answer #3 · answered by Kill_Me_Now! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you kidding God would win because the holy spirit always wins.
2007-02-13 18:51:14 · answer #4 · answered by mamas_grandmasboy06 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one would win. They can't drink beer because they are both Spirits, nor would they drink beer because they don't want to wate their time. I would not like to waste my time either with such questions, but anywho, God bless you. HEY! That rhymes!
2007-02-13 18:50:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't recall Satan ever turning water into wine...
'Nuff said.
2007-02-13 18:51:56 · answer #6 · answered by Loathe thy neighbor. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The beer would leak out of the most HOLEY one.
2007-02-13 18:50:24 · answer #7 · answered by Jay 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
satin would win majorly because god wouldnt use violence..but i am christian still but god would try to work it out in words and satin would blow his brains out with a machine gun or something
2007-02-13 18:48:11 · answer #8 · answered by shaun 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I don't know, but maybe when it's all over they can shake hands and be friends again!
2007-02-13 18:51:33 · answer #9 · answered by Bog-man 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cool! May i join?
2007-02-13 18:48:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋