I LOVE THE 2ND ONE!
2007-02-13 10:41:38 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
2007-02-13 10:41:54 · update #1
Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A .They don't have balls to scratch!
2007-02-13 10:42:23 · update #2
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
Those are freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
A+
10/10
100%
You are freaking amazing!
2007-02-13 12:33:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh funny. I gots a dirty story. It's called super man gets horny. One day superman was just flying around when all of a sudden he got horny. While he was flying horny he saw wonder woman sun dating naked on the beach. So he thought to himself if he can move faster than a speeding bullet. He should be able to get a quick one. So he flys down does his buissnes and leaves. Wonder woman says "What the heck was that." Then invisable man gets up and says "I don't know dut it hurt like heck".
2007-02-13 18:49:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, except for the hillbilly one.
2007-02-13 18:46:28 · answer #3 · answered by nowyouknow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quite good. Wish I could send them by email to some of my friends.
2007-02-13 18:49:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
hilarious!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't stop laughing!!!
2007-02-13 18:50:52 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Ѧƨԋʅɛץ ïи ωѳиԃԑᴙʅαиԃ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ya filthy animal do ya hug your mom with those arms and hands you type with?LOL
2007-02-13 18:47:05 · answer #6 · answered by molly 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
those were funny = only some of them ^^
2007-02-13 18:44:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
those were some funny and perv jokes
2007-02-13 19:21:07 · answer #8 · answered by Kinomak 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
waAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHHAAHA!!!!!! i love the second one too... as well as the rest!!!
A++
11/10
2007-02-13 18:46:01 · answer #9 · answered by ♠ Je$$ ♠ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very good....I think i peed my pants
2007-02-13 18:56:32 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Smoothie, aka Mr. SmartAss 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋