A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!
2007-02-13 10:24:20 · 17 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2007-02-13 10:46:12 · answer #1 · answered by Leo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the best joke that I have read on here ever. I freaking loved this one.
2007-02-13 10:29:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's delightful.
The twist at the end is an excellent puncher
Do you have any more jokes?
2007-02-13 10:46:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. LOl! hillarious! I can never get used 2 it! LMAO!
2007-02-13 10:30:48 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That last line makes this joke superb! I didn't see it coming
2007-02-13 10:30:02 · answer #5 · answered by brian h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one, it gave me a good laugh. Cheers.
2007-02-13 11:02:12 · answer #6 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one and not many jokes on here make me laugh
2007-02-13 15:42:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry, but puffy got there b4 u. he already told this 1 b4 baaaa.
2007-02-13 23:30:21 · answer #8 · answered by allgiggles1984 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha....old one but still a good 'un :)
2007-02-13 22:46:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was cute
2007-02-13 10:36:13 · answer #10 · answered by mtnanjel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋