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The door is opened by a boy of about 10, with a big cigar in one hand, a large brandy in the other and a girl on each arm.
Salesman says "Is your dad in?"
Boy says " I F######g hope not!

2007-02-13 10:16:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

That reminds me of an embarrasing time when I was selling double glazing door to door. I said to the person "is your dad in" and it turned out he was the homeowner.

I didn't get a sale.

2007-02-13 10:37:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Where is the question? I guess the salesman did call to the house after all.

2007-02-13 10:19:07 · answer #2 · answered by Aslan, reborn 4 · 0 0

Baaaa

2007-02-13 10:21:39 · answer #3 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0 0

If that was me, which I'm a girl, my dad would kick me out of the house if he found out! Tanks for da laugh! Lol!

2007-02-13 10:24:25 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 0 0

Funny - haven't heard that one in a long time. Good to hear it again.

2007-02-13 10:53:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nice!

2007-02-13 10:18:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not bad Peter o

2007-02-13 10:18:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

who's brandy?

2007-02-13 10:18:58 · answer #8 · answered by pikey 2 · 0 0

thats cool man

2007-02-13 11:24:13 · answer #9 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0 0

nice

2007-02-13 10:28:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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