And Says "Doctor, my dog is cross-eyed. Can you help him?"
The vet picks the dog up, examines his eyes and his teeth and says "I'm going to have to put your dog down"
The man is distraught and cries " Why , because he's cross-eyed?"
Vet says " No, because he's very very heavy"
2007-02-13 10:13:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was so funny.It got me up to use the toilet.
2007-02-13 10:23:44 · answer #1 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am crying now too. Please know that you gave Boomer a wonderful life for 14 years. Most people (and maybe I am being a bit cynical) would have passed him by on the side of the road or just dumped him in a shelter without a second thought. It is clear that you are not most people - you stopped for him, brought him home and loved him for his whole, long life. It sounds like you found each other at the right time, and what you gave to him, he gave back to you in spades for many years. What many people don't realize is that dogs are often so much more than amusing pets. Even calling a dog a family member doesn't quite fit the role, either, as the relationship between dog and man can even be more meaningful than that between 2 people. True communication without words, complete acceptance of eachother and unconditional love for years formed the backbone for your relationship and the loss of that is devastating. I am so sorry for your grief. I struggle with depression also and know that the depths of grief and loss can be bottomless, compounded by overwhelmingly black feelings of hopelessness and guilt. I hope you find within yourself the comfort of knowing that you did what you had to do out of love. The same love that you and he shared for 14 years. Death is out of our control, aging and the sad complications of aging are out of our hands, too. We can only do the best with what we have. Boomer was only going to get sicker and be in more pain, you released him from that with dignity and he was able to be with you at the very end. I know it may not sound like much right now, but the only answer is time. Though time doesn't erase the past, it will eventually help to clear just enough of your immediate pain to allow you to access the love you shared with Boomer and take joy in the memories you have of him. I am glad you have a reason to stay in this world, even though you don't want to right now. If you can make it through 1 minute, you can make it through 2 minutes. Consider posting your story, posting pictures and writing about Boomer on a pet loss/rainbow bridge website, you may be surprised at the support you will find there. Again, I am so so sorry and am grieving for you and Boomer, too.
2016-05-24 06:51:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
Hill Hairy Us
I Loved It
2007-02-13 10:48:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, trying very hard not to laugh out loud in the office
2007-02-13 23:32:53 · answer #4 · answered by theearlof87 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. You have some good ones that bring back some memories when I used to tell them to my friends. Way to bring em back.
2007-02-13 10:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Peter! Made me laugh! Lol!
2007-02-13 10:17:59 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw it coming, still funny tho.
2007-02-13 10:19:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
Tink x
2007-02-14 03:22:22 · answer #8 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-02-13 10:55:57 · answer #9 · answered by peter d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet
2007-02-13 10:21:18 · answer #10 · answered by tms 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋