how do you describe the perfect blonde?
3ft tall no teeth and a flat head to rest your beer on
2007-02-13 10:00:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You forgot the pigtails for handles.
2007-02-13 10:03:16 · answer #1 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-02-13 10:42:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door.
3 blondes walk into a bar...
You would have thought 1 of them would have seen it.
2007-02-13 10:04:20 · answer #3 · answered by iwalkalonelyroad 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The perfect blond is gorgeous and rich and owns a pub which she lives over.and will give me anything I want.
2007-02-13 10:05:27 · answer #4 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 LADIES ESCAPE FROM JAIL .A BLOND ,A RED HEAD ,AND A BURNETT. THEY EACH JUMP IN TO A SACK
THE GUARD GOES OVER TO THE 1ST SAC AND KICKS IT
THE RED HEAD SAYS "MEOW "
THE GARD SAYS ITS JUST A CAT
HE GOES OVER TO THE 2ND SAC AND KICKS IT
THE BRUNETTE SAYS "WOOF WOOF"
THE GUARD SAY ITS JUST A DOG
HE GOES OVER TO THE 3RD SAC AND KICKS IT
THE BLOND SAYS "POTATOES"
2007-02-13 13:30:17 · answer #5 · answered by LINDSAY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
What did the blondes right leg say to her left
Nothing
They haven't met
2007-02-13 10:03:38 · answer #6 · answered by sqip 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Dumb blonde? how can u call a blonde dumb? it is like saying cous cous....
2007-02-13 10:30:10 · answer #7 · answered by Le Saqib 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dumb blonde
2007-02-13 10:11:04 · answer #8 · answered by Colton R 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very very funny, but i would say that
i am a brunette!
2007-02-13 10:05:00 · answer #9 · answered by rachealuk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dumb blonde?
2007-02-13 10:15:01 · answer #10 · answered by B. H 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋