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While I’m supposedly sick, stuck in bed,
I’m wondering if a tiger could stand on its head.
I sneak out of bed, past my mom in her room,
She doesn’t turn around; doesn’t know, I assume.
I walk really fast, down two blocks to the zoo,
I know this’ll take just a minute or two.
I walk straight to the tigers and get down to my work,
The only thing I do is get them to go all berserk.
I get all trampled, all scratched, and all bit,
I might as well just forget it and quit.
On my way out I spy the ice cream man,
I guess I could buy the smallest chocolate can.
I turn around and see a roller coaster, The Flying Mouse.
Right after this, I’ll go back to my house.
When I got off the ride, my mom was right there,
Giving me this terrible, horrible glare.
Now that I’m grounded for a gazillion years,
I’m lying on the floor in a sea full of tears.
So, I guess that’s what comes of being sick, stuck in bed,
And wondering if a tiger could stand on its head.

2007-02-13 09:48:57 · 9 answers · asked by ♥Ѧƨԋʅɛץ ïи ωѳиԃԑᴙʅαиԃ♥ 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting Toddler & Preschooler

9 answers

Yes she could be lithe the girl version of Suess.

2007-02-13 09:52:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

This poem is great...terriffic. I enjoyed reading it. It makes your little sister think twice on her actions....I wish i had the talent like that.

2007-02-14 16:45:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think this is a really great poem and I would look into having it published professionally!!!

2007-02-13 17:54:13 · answer #3 · answered by Avon Lady 4 · 1 0

It's a perfect poem! Great work! It'll make your sister rather paranoid that your mother knows everything she's doing, and she won't step out of line, which will be better for her when she's older.

2007-02-13 17:57:33 · answer #4 · answered by Clarke 1 · 0 2

That is so cute!!!! Did you write it for her or did she write it? Either way, I think it's adorable!!! Someone is a very talented writer!!!

2007-02-13 18:30:07 · answer #5 · answered by Crystal 5 · 0 0

That is wonderful.. you need to encourage more of this and make sure you keep all that she writes. Have them published!!
Way to Go!!

2007-02-13 18:00:53 · answer #6 · answered by luvthbaby2 4 · 2 1

i think its fine..its cute and it may might her think twice..little red riding hoods grandma ws eaten by a wolf and its a classic story..

2007-02-13 17:54:46 · answer #7 · answered by Chris D 1 · 0 2

terrific!

2007-02-13 17:56:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

a little inappropriate don't you think?

2007-02-13 17:51:38 · answer #9 · answered by refuse2lose_2006 3 · 0 2

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