heres a joke. its a long one. plz star it if u like it?

Question

Two cowboys were riding in the desert when one stopped to pee. He got off his horse and when behind a big rock to go. he didnt notice a rattlesnake under the rock. it jumped up and bit his dick. he yelled to his buddy: "quick! a rattler just bit my dick! go find a doctor!"
So his friend went to the nearest town to find a doctor. When he got there he asked the doctor: "My friend got bit by a rattler. what do I do?"
The doc replied: "locate the bite, draw X's over the exit wounds and suck out the poison."
Cowboy #2: "what happens if I dont?"
Doc: "your friend dies"
So the cowboy went back to his friend who was pale from the poison. he said: "Geez man! Im dyin here! What took you so long? what did the doctor say?"
Cowboy #2: "he said youre gonna die"

Answer 1

Pretty funny! Here's one for ya'. :D



No-So-Dumb Blonde

One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen. He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway.
He says, "It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa."

She says no again, and tries to fall asleep.

The man tries harder, saying, "Aw, come on. I'll give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500?"

At that number, the blonde agrees.

The businessman explains again, "If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500.

"Got it," she replies.

He asks, "Who was the sixth president?" She admits she doesn't know and gives him $5.

Now it's her turn, and she says, "What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?"

The businessman doesn't know - he uses his laptop, checks the Internet, e-mails his friends. No one knows the answer. So he gives her $500.00.

Then, as they're landing he asks her, "What was that thing anyway?"

She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane.

Answer 2

2 great jokes especially the blonde on the airplane....300 points to each !!!

Answer 3

That's funny . I'm gonna change it to Husband and Wife. HeeHee!

Answer 4

To bad for him his friend wasn't a female

Answer 5

really good. here's a star!! ill come back to this joke later and give u another

Answer 6

Have a star and some light reading!
The Wide Mouth Frog >:)

A wide mouth frog was hopping through the forest.
He met a squirrel.

(Put your index fingers in the corners of your mouth, to make a really wide mouth (frog effect )as you talk - only for the frogs speech.)

"Hello, what are you?" said the wide mouthed frog.

"I'm a squirrel and I eat nuts." said the squirrel

"I'm a wide mouth frog & I eat flies." The wide mouth frog replies as he went on his way.

He met a pig.

"Hello, what are you?" said the wide mouthed frog.

"I'm a pig & I eat nuts." said the pig.

"I'm a wide mouth frog & I eat flies." The wide mouthed frog replies as he went on his way.

He met a goat.

"Hello, what are you?" said the wide mouthed frog.

"I'm a goat & I eat grass." said the goat.

"I'm a wide mouth frog & I eat flies." The wide mouthed frog replies as he went on his way.

He met a badger.

"Hello, what are you?" said the wide mouthed frog.

"I'm a badger & I eat wide mouthed frogs." said the badger

(Take your fingers out of your mouth for this bit of the wide mouthed frogs speech, and make your lips as small as possible!)

The wide mouthed frog replied, "OooO, you don't see many of those around, do you!!!!", as he hopped away

Answer 7

tuxgal 3, that was funny

Answer 8

cute

Answer 9

Now that is a great friend!!

Answer 10

i like it but i dont want to star it