If You Had What I Have
A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!"
So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.
"Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!"
"You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says.
"Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?"
"50 cents."
2007-02-13 09:09:55 · 13 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rotfl that was great the end was super! i give it ten: being the top and one: being is that even a joke? a...........ELEVEN that was great!
2007-02-13 09:31:16 · answer #1 · answered by natsume_01_i 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is great. except I hate scotch - maybe tequila
2007-02-13 17:15:23 · answer #2 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... yeah it was good and made me laugh i give it 9/10
2007-02-13 17:14:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah! thats awsome! i think its great
2007-02-13 17:17:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not 2 bad...might have to use it sometime.
2007-02-13 18:11:42 · answer #5 · answered by HARRY S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol
2007-02-13 17:20:28 · answer #6 · answered by skankyho 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was JUST ok. not totally funny
sorry
2007-02-13 17:16:01 · answer #7 · answered by it's me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lollllllllllllllllllll
2007-02-13 17:28:59 · answer #8 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe lol!
2007-02-13 18:17:07 · answer #9 · answered by lily54 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!very funny!!!!
2007-02-13 17:19:50 · answer #10 · answered by halima b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋