Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement.
They're each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them. The first guy asks for a big stack of books. The second guy asks for his wife. And the third guy asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes.
At the end of the twenty years, they open up the first guy's cell. He comes out and says, "I studied so hard. I'm so bright now, I could be a lawyer. It was terrific."
They open up the second guy's door. He comes out with his wife, and they've got five new kids. He says. "It was the greatest thing of my life. My wife and I have never been so close. I have a beautiful new family. I love it."
They open up the third guy's door, and he's slapping at his pockets, going "Anybody got a match?"
2007-02-13 08:57:33 · 7 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i liked it it was funny
2007-02-13 09:05:58 · answer #1 · answered by cotybug5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Random rating #2: a 7 1/2. Pretty good.
2007-02-13 09:15:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i've got been given a million for ya a clergyman have been given a cab journey n the cab crashed killing the priest and the cabbie nicely there the two up in heaven an angel comes and says to the priest heres your new homestead n confirmed him a severe high quality a million mattress room homestead with a lil fence then the angel confirmed the cabbie a extensive mansion one thousand buietiful angel maids swimming pool bball courtroom n the priests asks the angel i served God my total existence n i'm getting this lil homestead whilst the cabbie gets a mansion how come??? the angel replies bak and reported whilst u preached ppl slept whilst he drove ppl prayed
2016-09-29 01:54:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did at 4:19
4:20 I lite it,
4:21 it is now gone....lol
2007-02-13 09:01:41 · answer #4 · answered by IndianaHoosier 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little better than #1....but still not that funny
2007-02-13 09:00:40 · answer #5 · answered by Carlos 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny !!! That is cute !!!
2007-02-13 09:00:15 · answer #6 · answered by Bobbi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke was RETARDED!
2007-02-13 09:01:25 · answer #7 · answered by lys 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋