A streaker runs past, two fainted the other had a stroke.
2007-02-13 08:33:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I must admit I didn't get it at first, but once I did, oh my god that is funny!!
2007-02-13 08:37:52 · answer #1 · answered by Spence 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Pauline, me again.
Must be the same three nuns who were taking a shower when a knock came at the door.
One of the nuns shouted nervously "Who's there?"
"It's only me, the blind man." Came the reply.
"Oh," Said one of the nuns, "He must have come to tune the piano and got lost. Let him in, he can't see anything. We'll have to give him directions to the music room."
"Come in, come in." Shouted one of the other nuns.
The door slowly opened and in walked a man dressed in work-clothes.
"Wow," He exclaimed appreciatively. "Great bodies girls..... Now where do you want me to fit these blinds?"
2007-02-15 15:00:13 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't actually clarify wether the streaker is male or female. The joke would probably have more impact within the circle of people you are telling it to if you clarified this first.
2007-02-13 16:38:10 · answer #3 · answered by ian_rush1 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oldie
2007-02-13 16:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The old one are the best - I hear this 25 years ago!
2007-02-13 16:36:27 · answer #5 · answered by Aslan, reborn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one pauline so this is where you went after eastenders 10/10
2007-02-13 16:48:41 · answer #6 · answered by speedy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but good.
2007-02-13 16:41:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
sad
2007-02-13 16:36:48 · answer #8 · answered by Miss T 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the question is "where were they going"
2007-02-13 16:37:17 · answer #9 · answered by exterminator6969 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny, sorry.
2007-02-13 16:56:28 · answer #10 · answered by lizzy tee 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋