A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cab driver if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act.
The cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man.
The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Aston Martin I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season ticket for Manchester United. He paid for our house at the coast. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"
2007-02-13 08:18:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"
The cabby said, "I'd cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold."
2007-02-13 08:19:25 · update #1
LMAO!
Please...enough...I'm at work!
I've got to share that one. Too funny!
2007-02-13 08:22:58 · answer #1 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious 10/10
2007-02-13 08:26:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would let that guy go to bed with my wife whats his address 10/10
2007-02-13 08:44:26 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Hope he tipped the cab driver for his tip
2007-02-13 09:19:05 · answer #4 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that wise taxi driver man!!!
2007-02-13 08:43:28 · answer #5 · answered by Zammo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant just brilliant
2007-02-13 08:30:14 · answer #6 · answered by firestarter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-16 07:05:51 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would have shot him for buying a man utd ticket
2007-02-13 10:03:39 · answer #8 · answered by caesar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-13 08:32:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny!!!
2007-02-13 08:22:41 · answer #10 · answered by Melissa M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋