One day a blonde girl in college needed money for rent. She decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She walked to a nearby park and saw a kid whose parents didn't seem to be with him. She took the kid and had him wait in her car while she wrote a ransom note
"Leave $1,000,000 under the oak tree if you ever want to see your son again
~A blonde"
The girl took the note and taped it to the boy's shirt then she sent him home. The next day she foudn $1,000,000 under the oak tree with a note that said
"How could you do this to a fellow blonde!"
2007-02-13 07:57:23 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Remy♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! I heard this one today!
The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily
against a wall. He asks the blonde clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The blonde clerk responds, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The pharmacist yells, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a
laxative!"
The blonde clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough."
2007-02-13 08:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by Alyssa™ 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It's not bad. By the way, what do you call a brunette between two blondes? An interpreter.
2007-02-13 16:06:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it before it is okay I give it a 2/5
2007-02-13 16:38:00 · answer #3 · answered by KewlieD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell I wish ppl were that stupid to actually leave money when they have the kid but anyways.... kinda cute...
2007-02-13 16:01:56 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Could be better but not that bad. gave me a chuckle
2007-02-13 16:26:13 · answer #5 · answered by firestarter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny... but heard it before.
2007-02-13 16:03:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny never heard it before
2007-02-13 16:02:12 · answer #7 · answered by turley345 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVED IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH 1000/10
2007-02-13 16:13:44 · answer #8 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry but its not that funny
2007-02-13 16:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by skankyho 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah - not bad
2007-02-13 16:01:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋