Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a Flower Show was in progress.
One leaned over and said to the other, "Life is so darned boring; we never have any fun anymore.
For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid Flower Show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady holding up a $5.00 bill.
The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely nude, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the Flower Show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
The naked and smiling old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st Prize as Best Dried Arrangement!"
2007-02-13 07:35:32 · 15 answers · asked by bubble 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HaHa that's cute! I just told my co-workers and they all laughed too. Your joke was a hit! Thanks =)
2007-02-13 07:48:38 · answer #1 · answered by Fantasy686 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good 1.
2007-02-13 15:39:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that Grandma! She was funny and mobile enough to streak!
2007-02-13 15:39:54 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for some reason this reminds me of that conselor from van wilder. grossssss
2007-02-13 15:43:12 · answer #4 · answered by kp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it made my very dull friend laugh who hasnt laughed since i met him i think that means it hilarious
2007-02-13 15:41:47 · answer #5 · answered by turley345 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!! I've never heard that one before.
2007-02-13 15:38:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-02-13 15:39:59 · answer #7 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i love it
2007-02-13 15:39:11 · answer #8 · answered by Go Mike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-02-13 15:40:16 · answer #9 · answered by Geoff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a cute one!
2007-02-13 15:39:00 · answer #10 · answered by bluegrass 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋