Blonde Prayers
A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. “Dear Lord,” she prays, “if I don’t get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery.”
Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn’t win. She prays even harder, saying, “God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once.”
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.
“Sweetheart, work with me on this,” he says. “Buy a ticket.”
2007-02-13 07:34:47 · 40 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. good one.. you never fail to make me laf...
2007-02-18 22:02:48 · answer #1 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it a lot ! Really funny ! and I'm naturally blonde
It's good to here a different 'Blonde' joke for a change.
2007-02-13 07:41:44 · answer #2 · answered by kebablamb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one tink never heard that one before blondes get all the laughs 10/10
2007-02-13 07:44:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it! Great blonde joke!
2007-02-13 07:47:16 · answer #4 · answered by footballgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!! LOL!! 9/10. the point was taken away cos i didn't continuously laugh after the joke, but most of jokes make me laugh a lot, continuously!! LOL!!!! (I'm laughing cos i'm remembering the other jokes you told LOL)
2007-02-18 05:37:29 · answer #5 · answered by Sara 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi tink. Its an old joke, but still a good one.
2007-02-17 07:32:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that it is very funny considering that I am a blonde.
2007-02-20 04:19:34 · answer #7 · answered by mommy2trent 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
I say my prayers,
I buy my ticket, I don't win
and I'm not blonde!
2007-02-13 07:44:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny made a blonde laugh
2007-02-13 07:40:06 · answer #9 · answered by miss smidgey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blondes.........concept of lottery? Some day may be.
2007-02-19 09:56:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that's good. Nice one
2007-02-13 07:42:21 · answer #11 · answered by iwalkalonelyroad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋