how do chinese name their kids?

Question

they throw pots and pans....and yes im asian so dont call me racist

Answer 1

Tsk! Tsk! I heard that one from a real Asian before in school. But he also said those from the North who could afford dishes, just drop a few on the ground and name the baby : Ching Klang Crank etc...

The Asian kid was a funny guy.

Answer 2

Don't know about that but I remember the story of the Red Indian boy who was curious about Indian names.

"Father, Great Chief." He asked "Tell me again how we get our names. I'm not sure if I understand."

"OK Son." Says the Chief, "Please listen carefully."

The young boy sat attentively as the Chief began his explanation.

"When your older brother was born as Chief I had to be there. As I left the wigwam after the birth the first thing I saw was a large bear running past. Your brother was thus named 'Running Bear'. When your sister was born and I left the Wigwam the first thing I saw was a white dove flying above. That is why your sister was named Little White Dove. It is in this way that Indian children are named. Do you understand now 'Two Dogs That F*ck'?"

Answer 3

Here is an article about this question:
http://csymbol.com/name/chinese_name.html

Answer 4

ping ping pong. tink pin plink. a REALLY good joke