Or would He kick it old school with DOS?
2007-02-13 07:21:46 · 29 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus would use Christian Ubuntu:
http://www.whatwouldjesusdownload.com/christianubuntu/2006/07/about-ubuntu-christian-edition.html
2007-02-13 07:26:46 · answer #1 · answered by Contemplative Monkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does it have to be one or the other? I think Jesus would probably be using Windows 98 (second edition.) Modern enough to check his email and whatnot. But he could get it really cheap and give all the money he saved on Vista (and the top of the line notebook you have to have for Vista to even work) to the poor. And then make some wine out of some water and kick back with some Yahoo Pool*, or maybe look up John the Baptist** on myspace. And will everybody please shut up about mac? No? Oh well.
*I don't know if you can really play pool with Win98se or not.
**Someone else from The Bible
2007-02-13 07:31:00 · answer #2 · answered by derelicthypotheses 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Laptop Jesus should wait till he give Bill the fix for the bugs, then consider Vista.
2007-02-13 07:44:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It depends on how much Jesus is making in his landscaping business whether he is able to afford the upgrade of Vista or not.
2007-02-13 07:24:41 · answer #4 · answered by LM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is hip, differently Vista!
2007-02-13 07:25:10 · answer #5 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dude, he's Jesus. He would just turn Vista into a Mac O/S.
AAAAaaaaammmmmmeeeeennnnnnnnn.....
2007-02-13 07:26:34 · answer #6 · answered by bc_munkee 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If Jesus was truly omnipotent, then he'd realize that Vista is a very fallible piece of dung.
2007-02-13 07:26:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
jesus wouldn't need a laptop, since he's the son of God and knows anything....... but, i would say vista
2007-02-13 07:24:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither. If Jesus is God, as his followers so claim, he'd be using Fedora Core 6.
FREEWARE Open Source BAY-BE!
2007-02-13 07:27:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would definitely invest in a new MacBook so he could video chat with his friends and have a cute, trendy computer.
2007-02-13 07:24:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋