I want to see the word "hemorrhoids" clearly stated, otherwise, scripture is not a valid source, ergo, it must be discarded.
2007-02-13 06:57:24 · 12 answers · asked by Malcolm Knoxville 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thardus? Your nick suits you!
2007-02-13 07:15:17 · update #1
Wasn't it Sampson who flung the head of an A-s-s as a weapon? Isn't that metaphor enough for you?
2007-02-13 07:00:48 · answer #1 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In 1 Sam. 5:9, &12 Emerods are hemorrhoids. They are tumors. Therey were found in their private parts. 1 Sam 6:4&5
2007-02-13 20:00:41 · answer #2 · answered by salvation 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The spelling "hemorrhoids" was not created until the 1800s. In the 1600s (when the King James was tranlated) the word was spelled "emerods".
Deu 28:27 The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.
1Sa 5:6 But the hand of the LORD was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and he destroyed them, and smote them with emerods, even Ashdod and the coasts thereof.
2007-02-13 15:04:00 · answer #3 · answered by dewcoons 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
In Deuteronomy 28:27 of the KJV it mentions "emerods" which is archaic English for hemorrhoids.
It doesn't state that he created them. It says:
"The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed."
Weird Question
2007-02-13 15:03:27 · answer #4 · answered by Abdijah 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nowhere. You are looking God from the wrong direction. You would not try to solicit home owners insurance for the renters.
2007-02-13 15:07:27 · answer #5 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think it says it somewhere in the back---"And God spake, and said I hereby create Malcolm Knoxville, the hemorrhoid" and the people did cheer, and the Lord did grin."
2007-02-13 15:01:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who died and made you hall monitor? 1st Hesitations 7:7-"And Moses took two tablets and went up on the mountain."
2007-02-13 15:02:09 · answer #7 · answered by Paulie D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when the wrong people had the ark of the covenant.....He gave them all hemorrhoids and they knew they had to give it back.
2007-02-13 15:01:55 · answer #8 · answered by zee zee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are out of your mind,,,,,,sounds like you are poking fun of the bible,,,not a good idea,,why dont you try reading it for once and come up with a question where people will take you serious,,,,,if not the park is full of alot of attractions,,,,,,,
LH
2007-02-13 15:03:34 · answer #9 · answered by Sweetness 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dont mock the word of God
2007-02-13 15:11:56 · answer #10 · answered by Classique 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋