What Did You Say About Mama?!?
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town."
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him and the drunk wanders off and stands at the far end of the bar.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points to the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was swe-e-et!"
Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders off.
Ten minutes later he comes back and announces, "Your mom even let me..."
Finally the guy interrupts: "Go home, Dad - you're drunk!"
2007-02-13 06:35:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..funny
2007-02-13 06:43:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
a penguin walks into a bar
the bartender says :can i help you?:
the penguin says :yes I'm looking for my father,have you seen him / ;
the bartender says :i dint know , whats he look like?:
2007-02-13 15:36:18 · answer #2 · answered by crazyalsfleaemporeum 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats messed up. I'd still fight though, I hate stupid obnixous drunks.
2007-02-13 14:44:39 · answer #3 · answered by blakpala8 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO THAT'S FUNNY! Go home dad..............lmao
A gold star for that 1!
2007-02-13 15:06:00 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Booh♥ ☺☺☺☺☺ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny i like that one
2007-02-13 15:03:50 · answer #5 · answered by kd baby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL teeheehee
2007-02-13 15:34:48 · answer #6 · answered by ღ♥ღ latoya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one
2007-02-13 15:56:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm
2007-02-13 14:40:24 · answer #8 · answered by .. .. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny as hell
2007-02-13 15:24:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes funny!!
lol i like!!
2007-02-13 14:48:07 · answer #10 · answered by ♥lee lee♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋