A traveller became lost in the Sahara desert. Realizing his only chance for survival was to find civilization, he began walking. Time passed, and he became thirsty. More time passed, and he began feeling faint. He was on the verge of passing out when he spied a tent about 500 meters in front of him. Barely conscious, he reached the tent and called out, "Water...".
A Bedouin appeared in the tent door and replied sympathetically, "I am sorry, sir, but I have no water. However, would you like to buy a tie?" With this, he brandished a collection of exquisite silken neckwear.
"You fool," gasped the man. "I'm dying! I need water!"
"Well, sir," replied the Bedouin, "If you really need water, there is a tent about two kilometres south of here where you can get some."
Without knowing how, the man summoned sufficient strength to drag his parched body the distance to the second tent. With his last ounce of strength he tugged at the door of the tent and collapsed.
Another Bedouin, dressed in a costly tuxedo, appeared at the door and enquired, "May I help you sir?"
"Water..." was the feeble reply.
"Oh, sir," replied the Bedouin, "I'm sorry, but you can't come in here without a tie!"
2007-02-13 06:19:45 · 14 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are too funny...ya killin me......
2007-02-13 06:23:47 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had heard this before but not with such a great explaination of the man's condition.
You get 9/10.
2007-02-13 06:26:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it Cowboy, Oh the cruelty.
Tink x
2007-02-13 08:10:53 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before Cowboy still didn't stop me laughing tho
2007-02-13 06:24:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one cowboy he had another long crawl in front of him 10/10
2007-02-13 07:22:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor guy!! That's just not right!! No matter where you're at in this world, you get kicked when you're down!!!
2007-02-13 07:05:53 · answer #6 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good Cowboy.
Another star for you.
2007-02-13 06:25:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one , I will have to tell my mates
2007-02-13 06:25:29 · answer #8 · answered by ROWLAND G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's messed up! But I liked it.
2007-02-13 09:45:20 · answer #9 · answered by Jess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-13 06:43:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree with the tukedo
2007-02-13 06:49:36 · answer #11 · answered by josh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋