An Asian man walks into a bank and pulls out a gun. He starts to shoot everyone but leaves 3 people alive: a White Guy; a Black guy; a Hispanic guy. He tells them they'll live if they can use the colors GREEN, PINK & YELLOW in 1 sentance and he'll let them live. White guy says "The green grass has pink flowers and um um" BANG Asian kills him. Black guy says " The green frog has a pink heart and um um" BANG Asian kills him.
The Hispanic Guy says "Wait Dont Shoot, i got 1.
When the phone goes GREEN GREEN, i PINK it up & say YELLOW"
P.S. I'm Mexican/Salvadorian
So No "Your Racist Comments"
2007-02-13 06:12:57 · 14 answers · asked by dfksone 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cool... that explaination at the end will save you from a lot of comments. Some people have no work... so they try to save the world.
Keep up the great show.
2007-02-13 06:22:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very witty certainly. Thats very sturdy. that's easily one of my favourites: a lady replaced right into a prostitute, yet she didn't want her grandma to draw close. sometime, the police raided an entire crew of prostitutes at a sex celebration in a motel and the girl replaced into between them. The police took them outdoors and had each and every of the prostitutes line up alongside the driveway even as unexpectedly, the girl's grandma got here by technique of and talked about her granddaughter. Grandma requested, "Why are you status in line the following, pricey?" no longer keen to enable her grandmother recognize the actuality, the girl informed her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out loose oranges and she or he replaced into only lining up for some."Why, that's notably outstanding of them. i imagine i am going to get some for myself," and she or he proceeded to the decrease back of the line. A policeman replaced into taking position the line soliciting for information from each and every of the prostitutes. even as he were given to Grandma, he replaced into bewilderedand exclaimed, "Wow, nevertheless going at it at your age? How do you do it?" Grandma spoke back, "Oh, it really is elementary, pricey. I only take my dentures out and suck them dry."
2016-11-03 08:45:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's racist! Sorry you asked for that one, Very good! 8/10
2007-02-13 06:19:28 · answer #3 · answered by cuban friend 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love it!!! This from a proud Mexican!!! Que Viva Mexico!!!
2007-02-13 09:49:25 · answer #4 · answered by Jess 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yoo! you are one funny mexican/salvadorian racist.
Got time off flipping burgers?
(Sorry, I can't come up with anything clever besides that or "Amigo, you want to super-size the fries?"
2007-02-13 06:23:56 · answer #5 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
I dont care if you're Chinese mixed with Hatian that joke was stupid
2007-02-13 06:20:40 · answer #6 · answered by blakpala8 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You're racist.
2007-02-13 06:21:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
HA HA HA HA HA GOOD ONE
2007-02-13 06:21:18 · answer #8 · answered by woody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-13 06:33:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-13 06:20:48 · answer #10 · answered by m.j h 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋