TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED...
10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
2007-02-13 05:54:10 · 16 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very Good Tink.
Glad we're not stressed here then!
2007-02-13 06:22:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't wish to rate it.
I got scared after reading this... can't even think that any of these things can happen in a family.
2007-02-13 06:11:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one tink like the one about the cat reminds me of my cat also tink when ben is here 10/10
2007-02-13 07:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I liked only 8 and 4 because in my house it's true. funny no. true yes
2007-02-13 06:10:16 · answer #4 · answered by blakpala8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute, I liked it, I think you could write a female version on blue color T.V.
2007-02-13 06:00:32 · answer #5 · answered by Kimberly H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a 'funniness scale'--I give it 3/10.
2007-02-13 05:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Polar bear.
2007-02-13 05:57:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i guess some people think it is funny it is okay in my opinion cause i have heard this too many times
2007-02-13 05:57:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep destressed
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-13 06:46:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel realy good after readin that.
2007-02-13 05:58:43 · answer #10 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋