A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
2007-02-13 05:18:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I bet it was him, who sent my card a few years ago!
2007-02-13 05:26:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-02-13 05:55:03 · answer #2 · answered by carlos b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Priceless!
2007-02-13 14:07:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before... but your timing was good... close to the special day.
Lawers, are you really so bitchy??
2007-02-13 05:33:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2007-02-13 05:37:21 · answer #5 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That lawyer is a mean bean!
:-D
2007-02-13 05:22:55 · answer #6 · answered by M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one. hope your missus gets mine
2007-02-13 05:28:38 · answer #7 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard better....way better!
2007-02-13 05:22:25 · answer #8 · answered by brefbaybay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm
yes/no
2007-02-13 05:21:43 · answer #9 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the dirty scum!LOL!
2007-02-13 05:29:15 · answer #10 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋