all you have to do is tell me :
1. one blonde joke
2. one riddle plus answer
3. one decent puzzle/riddle website - not the first thing u see in google believe me i have tried them all!
Its that easy!
2007-02-13 05:09:46 · 13 answers · asked by HeadfirstForHalos11 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did the blonde answer your question?
To get 2 points
2007-02-13 05:12:49 · answer #1 · answered by villainL 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. A blonde walks into a barber shop, wearing headphones attached to a CD player. The barber sits her down and starts cutting her hair. But by mistake, he cuts the cord of the headphones. 5 minutes later, the girl dies. Why?
A. The CD was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out."
2. You are in a room with 3 doors. One contains ninjas who are supposed to kill you, one contains lions that haven't eaten for 2 months, and one contains your very worst enemy with a fully loaded gun. There are no windows or other doors in this room. The only exits are through the 3 doors. Which door would you choose?
A. The door with the lions since lions that haven't eaten in 2 months would have starved to death by now!
3. A nice website is: www.braingle.com
Enjoy!
2007-02-13 09:10:38 · answer #2 · answered by Jeweled_Aqua 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.A blonde was driving to disneyland when she saw a sign that said disneyland left.So she said oh!and turned around to drive back home.Then she came upon another sign that said clean restrooms 8 miles and by the time she had driven 8 miles,she had cleaned 43 bathrooms.
2.A woman had married 10 different men in the New York state and none of them has died nor been killed.She also never divorced any of them and it was still legal.How is that so?
answer:She was a Priest
3. www.justriddlesandmore.com
2007-02-13 06:23:47 · answer #3 · answered by halima b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?
Siamese twins
2. I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?
Answer: A snake
3. A good website is http://www.riddlenut.com
2007-02-13 06:38:41 · answer #4 · answered by Fantasy686 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How does a blonde kill a bird? Throws it off a cliff.
If a man and his wife are going up into the barn, and there are thirteen cats with him, then when they get to the barn there are two more cats. All together, how many feet are there? There is 4 feet, because cats have paws.
The website is www.wordjuxtapoz.com
2007-02-13 05:50:28 · answer #5 · answered by LeAnne 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i'd wanna be Angelina Jolie I wanna comprehend what it feels p.c. to hold a collection of twins mutually as looking after 4 different babies on the comparable time... i comprehend shes regularly occurring and loaded with money yet there must be some form of stress in touch and ive in no way heard something approximately her getting a nanny to help out
2016-10-02 02:05:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do u kill a dumb blonde?
u put a scrach and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool
This guy is driving his gf home after they went out
after he drops her off he goes home and brushes his teeth and then turns off his lights and goes to bed the next morning he is arrested for murder wat happened?
he lived in a light house and when he turned off the lights the boat crashed
http://www.riddles.com
at least i tried
2007-02-13 06:18:20 · answer #7 · answered by m.j h 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i thought you said the points were free?
2007-02-13 05:13:00 · answer #8 · answered by rockstarhooligan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2007-02-13 05:40:05 · answer #9 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not easy gosh
2007-02-13 05:12:26 · answer #10 · answered by Tori 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋