Christians , Can u explain to me some of this please ??

Question

1. Who incited David to count the fighting men of Israel?

God did (2 Samuel 24: 1)
Satan did (I Chronicles 2 1:1)
2. In that count how many fighting men were found in Israel?

Eight hundred thousand (2 Samuel 24:9)
One million, one hundred thousand (I Chronicles 21:5)
3. How many fighting men were found in Judah?

Five hundred thousand (2 Samuel 24:9)
Four hundred and seventy thousand (I Chronicles 21:5)
4. God sent his prophet to threaten David with how many years of famine?

Seven (2 Samuel 24:13)
Three (I Chronicles 21:12)
5. How old was Ahaziah when he began to rule over Jerusalem?

Twenty-two (2 Kings 8:26)
Forty-two (2 Chronicles 22:2)
6. How old was Jehoiachin when he became king of Jerusalem?

Eighteen (2 Kings 24:8)
Eight (2 Chronicles 36:9)
7. How long did he rule over Jerusalem?

Three months (2 Kings 24:8)
Three months and ten days (2 Chronicles 36:9)
8. The chief of the mighty men of David lifted up his spear and killed how many men at one time?

Eight hundred (2 Samuel 23:8)
Three hundred (I Chronicles 11: 11)
9. When did David bring the Ark of the Covenant to Jerusalem? Before defeating the Philistines or after?

After (2 Samuel 5 and 6)
Before (I Chronicles 13 and 14)
10. How many pairs of clean animals did God tell Noah to take into the Ark?

Two (Genesis 6:19, 20)
Seven (Genesis 7:2). But despite this last instruction only two pairs went into the ark (Genesis 7:8-9)
11. When David defeated the King of Zobah, how many horsemen did he capture?

One thousand and seven hundred (2 Samuel 8:4)
Seven thousand (I Chronicles 18:4)

Answer 1

If you can cut & paste, then I can too. Nothing like the truth to shut up a crack-pot conspiracy theorist who thinks that he discovered the Da Vinci code, or something like that.

In answer to number 1, BOTH God AND Satan inspired David to count the fighting men, since God manipulates the devil to do God's will (even evil serves some good purpose, or else God would not allow evil to exist). Read the book of Job sometime.

The answer to your other questions, you simply found some minor scribal errors made during copying (the ancient equivalent of a typo).

Is this the best that you can do? After thousands of years of people trying to discredit, criticize, and attack the Bible, the best that you can come up with is a cut and paste list of minor typos? Are we supposed to abandon our faith now that you parroted some trivial errors that people have been noticing for hundreds of years now?

These alleged "errors" have been rebutted over and over again for hundreds of years. Don't you have anything original?

[On a side note, this is obvious proof that the Bible has NOT been "heavily" edited, as some claim, because if it had, then these hard to explain passages would have been removed or corrected by now.]

Your question itself implies that you know little about Christianity, or the history of the Bible -- therefore you are posting a rhetorical question just to mock people who believe differently than you (and not even an original question at that. Try posting again when you have a serious question.