anything goes!! i dont care if there racist or blonde or redneck jokes just some good ones
2007-02-13 05:05:40 · 5 answers · asked by heyyall 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Since Valentine is knocking at the door:
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,
balding man standing at the counter methodically placing
"Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over
them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying
scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the
balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm
sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies
2007-02-13 06:44:13 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Visit Jokes Gallery
2007-02-17 05:05:24 · answer #2 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your *** in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it's like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
2007-02-13 06:44:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are a couple of pun jokes for you
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other
and says "Dam!"
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
2007-02-13 05:16:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a book to learn reading.
2007-02-13 05:40:54 · answer #5 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋