2007-02-13 04:14:36 · 30 answers · asked by Toilet 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Don't forget to yell BINGO! when you do it.
2007-02-13 04:19:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Bask away ! Your Royal Flatulency! Feel no guilt or shame because thou art human! Huzzah!
2007-02-13 12:25:55 · answer #2 · answered by alessa_sunderland 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Say, "Excuse me" politely to those around you. That is your one and only social duty. As to how you feel, basking in the glorious essence certainly sounds more enjoyable. lol
2007-02-13 12:20:40 · answer #3 · answered by Andrew R 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
just be bask in glorious essence and say name that tune with a smile
2007-02-13 12:18:32 · answer #4 · answered by looklikebradpitt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that everyone likes their own flavor! Guilty? No, that's not what you should be feeling -- it's more like remorse, as in "oopsy - didn't mean to let that one slip out!" Of course, you could always just take it to the next level and fan it -- then everyone would know you're just another nut case! LOL
I wish you *phew* well!
2007-02-13 12:18:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha....enjoy the torture you place on other people! Try to hold it until you are around either people you dislike or people who are being stupid and annoying, then let 'er rip!
Or another thing, if you are in a store and you have stinky farts, go in an aisle, release, and then leave. Stay nearby and let the fun begin!
2007-02-13 12:26:06 · answer #6 · answered by jeepgirl0385 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like to flatulate in public and blame it on others because once in a while you get someone who did fart when you farted and that shame is the best to heave upon someone. but that's just me
2007-02-13 12:48:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
when you do it, lift your leg and grab your butt cheek and spread it out. You'll have better tone quality, and you can slam it shut for emergencies. If there's someone real short around, try to aim it at them. If you practice, you can repeatedliy spread and close both cheeks and make it say "mama"
2007-02-16 04:30:43 · answer #8 · answered by watcher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take it to the next level .. light a match back there and celebrate like a redneck 4th of July!!! Whoo Whoo!!!!!
2007-02-13 12:21:33 · answer #9 · answered by hondo_civicson 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Flatulance is part of the human condition.
Neither guilt nor glory need be part of it.
2007-02-13 12:17:12 · answer #10 · answered by Elana 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
dude im in a library right now and i farted right next to my cuz and we are geekin about it lol. its ok flatulate all day dude
2007-02-13 13:30:27 · answer #11 · answered by bballjo15 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋