What is sum blonde jokes......?

Question

i need to get my friend bac for gettin me sooooo give me sum PLZ

Answer 1

a blonde a brunette and a redhead all die and go to heaven

when they get there god tells them that if they go jump of that cliff and say what they want to be in there next life that is what they will become

so the brunette goes first and she jumps and says a horse so she becomes a horse

then the redhead goes and jumps and says a dog so she becomes a dog

finally the blonde goes but as she is walking she trips, falls and says s***!!.....

Answer 2

hmmmmm what friend may i ask? the one that gots u mad ealier 2 day?, the one thats asking u this? the one thats not in this classssss? who? I WANNA KNOW!!!!!
btw:
A man walked into a store and saw a blonde staring at a orange juice carton. When he went to pay for his goods he was laughing hystericly.

The store clerk asked, "What is so funny?"

The man simply replied, " I just realized that blonde over there is staring at the orange juice carton because it says CONCENTRATE!!"

OK 3 blondes escape from prison, they hide in sacks in a barn, then all of a sudden 3 cops come into the barn, they kick the first sack with the red head, she says meow, the cops say o that musst be kittens, they kick the second sack with the brunet, she says woof woof, the cops say o must be puppies, then they kick the sack with the blonde, she say potatoes!

A blonde who was strapped for cash decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note:
"I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10 000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7am. Signed, The Blonde"
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning she returned to the park to find the $10 000 in a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.Inside the bag was the following note:
"Here is your money, I can't believe that one blonde would do this to another!"


So this blonde goes into a curtain shop and askes the clerk if he has any flower curtains. He says yes and takes her back. When she pickes out a nice pink floral pattern he askes her how much fabric she wants. She said "12 inches by 12 inches." He says "Wow miss are you sure? that seems too small for a window" She said " Im using it for my computer!" He said "Why in the world would you use a curtain for a computer?" She says "Duh.... I have Windows!!!

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener

How many blondes does it take to make popcorn?

5 - 1 to hold the pot and 4 to shake the stove.



How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb.

5 - 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to turn the ladder

1. How do blondes switch on the light? They open the car door!

2. How can you tell if a blonde has used the computer? There is tippex on the screen!


What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?

Answer: Someone that told too many blonde jokes.
(AKA-YOU) LMAO I LUV YOU!!!

Answer 3

What do you call a blonde doing cartwheels in a skirt?

Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette...