If Jesus was the son of God and/or God then the miracle should/could've been that as he popped his head out of Mary's body he could have said, "yo yo damn that was tight!"
I'll tell you, I would be a believer if that was what actually happened.
2007-02-13 03:28:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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You appear offened by my question and seem to come to the defense of "Jesus". And you post questions about female child predators and how you think it is HOT?
And you ask other questions which appear to attempt to put sinful thoughts into the female mind. You are quite the saint man!
No actually are a contradiction in terms and maybe you are the douchbag.
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2007-02-13 03:49:12 · update #1
Well, Jesus was just a baby. Like you or me when he was born. When he was thirty and was baptized, that is when he received the holy spirit and only then did he fully realize who he was. But you must understand that Jesus was a perfect human being. So he probably did do incredible things for his age but we don't really know cause the bible doesn't say what he did for thirty odd years, except that he was a carpenter.
2007-02-21 03:13:49 · answer #1 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I have a book called "Lost Books of The Bible" - they are books which were used as scripture in the early days, but were not canonized. One story tells about Jesus as a little boy playing in a mud puddle with his playmates, and He made a bird out of the clay/mud, then amazed everyone when He caused the clay bird to come alive and fly away. A pretty cool story, I think.
2007-02-21 00:05:43 · answer #2 · answered by Susan H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No,I am sure he didn't.At what point did he know he was God?He wanted to find out what it was like to be human.He needed to find out what it is really like.
Or as a teenager he was standing on water.An told his friends the water was shallow.
2007-02-13 03:44:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well in the Quran it says Jesus did speak, but he didn't use the words you described:
And she came to her people with him, carrying him (with her). They said: O Marium! surely you have done a strange thing....But she pointed to him. They said: How should we speak to one who was a child in the cradle?....He said: Surely I am a servant of Allah; He has given me the Book and made me a prophet; [Quran 19:27-30]
2007-02-13 03:40:07 · answer #4 · answered by By Any Means Necessary 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He was human, though...that was the point, that even though He was god, He was human...He had to go through life as a person with an extraordinary gift.
this way, we all feel that on some level we can almost identify with Him.
2007-02-13 03:32:36 · answer #5 · answered by Sofia Aleka 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
what do you mean if He was the son of God. He is the Son of God. Deception isn't in Jesus. He had to come to Earth so he didn't aboilsh the law but upheld it. Meaning He had to do just as we do to a degree. That means grow up naturally also.
2007-02-13 03:36:10 · answer #6 · answered by Nish 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I bet he sneaked out at night after it had been raining and walked ON the puddles.
Or annoyed his mom when he was sent down to the store for a loaf of bread by coming back with a thousand.
And everytime they tried to take a bath the little pest had turned the water into wine...
2007-02-13 03:30:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
Are you trying to decieve us by pretending that you have a question worth answering ?
2007-02-13 03:31:21 · answer #8 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He didn't suspect that he was the son of god until he started hanging out in the hookah dens, smoking it up with the boys.
2007-02-13 03:31:26 · answer #9 · answered by I hate friggin' crybabies 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Interesting thoughts.
2007-02-13 03:31:17 · answer #10 · answered by socmum16 ♪ 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋