God is thick, that's what I say.
Can you come up with some more revolutionary forms of theism?
Teletheism -- God is "phoning it in"
Allotheism -- belief in "the other God"
Microtheism -- belief in a "tiny God"
etc.
2007-02-13 03:20:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'll give this a try:
Acnetheism: Belief that God is found in the world's blemishes
Allegeotheism: The God who is under indictment
Amphitheism: All the world's a stage for God.
Boreatheism: Belief in Santa Claus as God
Bronchiotheism: God reveals himself through the theater cough
Dodecotheism: Belief in a dozen Gods (Also known as Dunkindonism)
Exlaxiotheism: Promotes the Eucharistic value of medicinal chocolates.
Heterotheism: God is always the opposite of what you expect. (No, not that either. Nope. Wrong again. Incorrect. False, ...)
Hypertheism: God, the highly distractible ("I think I'll cure Thomas's cancer. Oh, look! A comet! Isn't the methane molecule pretty! If I look at Uranus from the back side, the sun don't shine! Why is Thomas's wife crying. I wonder what will happen if I stir up the ozone above Antarctica.")
Hypnotheism: God snores, and awakens only occasionally
Pedotheism: God is very immature and whiny.
Telescopiotheism: God is watching over us, but from very, very far away.
2007-02-13 15:25:49 · answer #1 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heh This is gonna be fun:
Arthratheism - believe in a double jointed God
Cedetheism - belief in a yielding, wimpy God
Circumtheism - belief that God is around, somewhere
Equitheism - Horse God
Hyonotheism - God is sleeping
Orthotheism - God is not a Homosexual
Hemitheism - Not half the God he used to be
Kilotheism - Belief in a thousand Gods
Pseudotheism - Belief in God, kinda
2007-02-13 03:48:12 · answer #2 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
transvestotheism: god is a cross dresser
agrotheism: god is scared of open spaces
lupotheism: god turns into a wolf and howls at the full moon
philatotheism: god collects stamps
bukakotheism help where did that lightening come from!
2007-02-13 03:31:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
What God are you talking about? God is just a title, its not a name. Jesus was mentioned as "Lord","Christ","God","Savior". God as well has a name. Read in the bible Psalms 83:18. There are many Gods. There is a God of this world that we live in (Satan) and a God that will end all suffering( mentioned in Psalms 83:18, which is the same God that will do this; Read Revelation 21:4)
2007-02-13 03:27:58 · answer #4 · answered by osubuckeye 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Beertheism -- beer is God
Vergatheism -- God is a dick
Homotheism -- the God of queers
2007-02-13 03:25:18 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Arachnatheism--scary spider god..
gluteotheism--hiney god...
2007-02-13 03:23:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋