A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well sister, this looks pretty grim." "I know father.", the nun answered. "In fact, I don't think it is likely that we can survive more than a day or two." "I agree." said the nun. "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?" "Anything father." "I have never seen a woman's brxxsts and I was wondering if I might see yours." "Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm." The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely brxxsts, commenting frequently on their beauty. "Sister would you mind if I touched them?" She consented and he fxndled them for several minutes. "Father, could I ask something of you?" "Yes sister?" "I have never seen a man's XxxX. Could I see yours?" "I suppose that would be OK", the priest replied lifting his robe. "Oh father, may I touch it?" The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge xrxction. "Sister, you know that if I insert my XxxX in the right place, it can give life." "Is that true father?" "Yes it is, sister." "Then why don't you stick it up that camel's Xxx so we can get the hell out of here?"
2007-02-13 02:29:48 · 45 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great one again Tink.!!!
10/10.!!!
xxx.
2007-02-16 06:55:41 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny 7/10
2007-02-13 02:33:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be honest I fall asleep almost reading long jokes the problem being I cannot remember them and people get bored - personally I prefer one liners as good old Tommy Cooper used to be famous for - he would have me in stitches. I have just given my guy a birthday card with them on and it still does the trick.
2007-02-13 02:34:26 · answer #3 · answered by deep in thought 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
impressive. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a sparkling housing progression and a lady responded the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm promoting the newest innovation in vacuums, it is the mind-blowing little device I actually have seen in a lengthy time period," and with that, he proceeded to unload on her new carpet a blend of ketchup, salsa, dirt, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He suggested, "If this vacuum would not freshen up that mess, i am going to eat it!" She suggested, "do you want a fork?! we've not were given the potential on yet!"
2016-12-04 03:13:27 · answer #4 · answered by marconi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaa
2007-02-13 02:32:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
look sister
i only have 24 hours in a day to read this stuff before sleeping
2007-02-13 02:32:58 · answer #6 · answered by willow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was siping a beer when i read the punchline, and sprayed it all over me screen
very funny rude joke
2007-02-13 05:28:04 · answer #7 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good laugh tink dont stop keep going 10/10
2007-02-13 03:38:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha that is funny got anymore?
email them 2 me LOL that was funny
2007-02-15 04:39:38 · answer #9 · answered by The Big Bean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Bet your finger hurts from typing (Go to A/E)
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-13 05:15:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋