2007-02-13 02:04:32 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my mate had crabs in his undies - he didnt invite them either . . . some animals are sooooooooooooo rude!!
2007-02-13 02:23:20 · answer #1 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giraffe In My Loft
2017-01-20 12:06:26 · answer #2 · answered by suozzo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giraffe thats nice not like the 3 elephants in my loft, they play havoc with the electrics.
2007-02-13 02:08:18 · answer #3 · answered by The Exorcist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm i had a similar problem not so long ago...... I solved it by inviting a lion into my loft. Sorted the giraffe out in a jiffy.
Problem is i can't get rid of the lion.............
2007-02-13 02:14:38 · answer #4 · answered by stuart s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell Lofty to come down before he gets a stiff one (neck.)
Was it the same one that escaped from the zoo?
These two old ladies were at the giraffe enclosure and were amazed to find the giraffe's testicles just inches from their faces.One of the ladies couldn't help herself and she leaned through the fence and squeezed one of the testicles in her hand.All at once the animal jumps into the air,clears the fencing and gallops off into the distance. The zookeeper rushes out to find out what has happened and when he hears the two old ladies explain,he immediately drops his pants.
"Here,you'd better do the same to me,I've got to catch that son of a *****!"
2007-02-13 02:51:22 · answer #5 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got a bloody big loft then, are you sure? I've only got room for a Pygmy Hippo. That's what's causing that bulge in my ceiling!
2007-02-13 02:07:46 · answer #6 · answered by MellowMan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because your too tight to buy a ladder I know!
Sorry,
Just send him on home I told him last time not to play in peoples lofts!!!
Bad Giraffe.
Tink x
2007-02-13 04:37:22 · answer #7 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bummer. It will stomp around for days and keep you up all night!
If you throw it out it will come right back .... so waste of time really. I'd suggest feeding it some ....... MANGOS!
failing that call Rentokil
2007-02-13 03:13:19 · answer #8 · answered by dragonwithpurplepants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now we know why Geoffery has'nt been in the Toys R US commercials lately!
2007-02-13 14:18:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope that you finally realize the consequences of your nightly inebriation at that dive bar. See what you dragged home while you were all drunk and blacked out.
2007-02-13 02:21:53 · answer #10 · answered by workingclasshero 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats strange - i've got a pair of monkeys living in mine!!
2007-02-13 02:07:00 · answer #11 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋