2007-02-13 01:47:33 · 19 answers · asked by jim 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Shut up and pass the bananas!
Ook. (or is that "eek"?)
2007-02-13 01:54:43 · answer #1 · answered by anthonypaullloyd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, anyone who has any understanding of the supposed theory of evolution could not honestly ask that question. People who ask that question usually do not really understand the theory.
While I do not subscribe to that theory, there are what I see as far too many coincidences and assumptions. Anyone who studies the theory would recognize that evolutionists simply believe humans and monkeys come from the same ancestors. We were the lucky ones to gain a far superior intellect than they not to mention the opposable thumbs.
Of course they get lots more hair to keep their bodies warmer.
2007-02-13 02:11:38 · answer #2 · answered by rbarc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay we didnt come from Monkeys
Homo habilis
Homo erectus
Homo sapiens
Neanderthals
Cro-Magnons
What came before HOMO HABILIS?
Was it a monkey?
What was before the monkey?
What was before that?
And Before That?
Why is there so many gaps. All we have is a human and a monkey and no fossil evidence anywhere. Yet supposedly this is the process of billions of years, even thought the sun could not support human life at the early stages it claims. So billions of years should result in trillions of fossils.Where are they? The only evolution that occurs is small changes within the bounds of the same specie. Like a black man resulted from thousands of years in a warm climate. This is the only type of changes that do occur. Another problem is mutations, how do they increase the genetic order? Evolution also has problems with cells and DNA.
The universe is not static meaning it had a beginning. You do not have an infinelty old, infinetly large universe, so randomness could not form the fine tuning of the universe
2007-02-13 02:05:31 · answer #3 · answered by ۞ JønaŦhan ۞ 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
The monkeys just shake their heads and say, if man came from God why is there still God?
2007-02-13 02:04:43 · answer #4 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When stupid people ask questions like this, does Charles Darwin get HIS wings?
2007-02-13 02:07:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not surprised people ask this question. What surprises me is that some treat it like it's never been asked before and it's some sort of match-point for their creationism.
It makes them look stupid.
2007-02-13 01:59:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...When I see creationists post that question I know they haven't a clue what evolution is really about. They have been watching their favorite televangelist to much and have simply stopped thinking and reasoning for themselves. I call it the 'Sheep Complex'.
2007-02-13 01:53:35 · answer #7 · answered by ndmagicman 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, another fundamentalist's ignorance is exposed.
Why aren't they asking, "If Americans came from Europe, why are there still Europeans?"
2007-02-13 01:52:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No,
an appendix explodes, a gall bladder splatters and tonsil swell
2007-02-13 01:53:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. A chimp gets a film career!
C'Mon dummies! Ask away!
2007-02-13 01:50:36 · answer #10 · answered by billthakat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes...the wings are made from the brain cells in the heads of the person who say this who spontaneously commit suicide.
2007-02-13 01:51:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋