2007-02-13 01:40:12 · 16 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
After raising teenagers hell will hold no secrets for you.
2007-02-13 01:43:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I think it's more of a test of character than a preview of hell.
Currently I have 4 teens. Believe it or not, I still have some hair and a little sanity to spare for the other 3 children.......
Ask me this question in about 10 years when my toddler is a teen, I may just agree with you!
2007-02-13 10:06:05 · answer #2 · answered by dark_firmament 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm the single mother of three sons, currently working on my second teen with the third to come along shortly. Hell would be having two teens in the house at the same time, which is exactly what I'm getting in 17 months. Yes, I've begun the count down.
Teens are put on this earth to either drive us insane, make alcoholics of us all, or to scare us of the prospect of hell. I'll agree with you on that one. My oldest son once gifted me with a shirt, the sentiments just warm my heart. It read..."Mothers of teenagers understand why animals eat their young."
Truer words were never spoken.
2007-02-13 09:49:47 · answer #3 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Defintely a preview of hell! (I just put you in Yahoo hell; I sent some pics of my brats. Now the curse of Buddy is upon you.)
2007-02-13 10:18:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God gifts you with teenagers to teach you that there are some people who think they know EVERYTHING regardless of facts, logic, or common sense.
Maybe that is a facet of hell, but frankly I'm not young enough to know everything anymore!
2007-02-13 09:46:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Parents gift us with teenagers so that we may share in their Hell.God gifts us with babies so that we don't see the Hell to come.
2007-02-13 09:45:17 · answer #6 · answered by BuckFush 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Welcome back old chap.
I don't have any teenagers of my own. I do find that teenagers can ruin just about anything though. Perhaps this is where the idea of demons came from and why God had a bear maul 42 of them for calling that dude baldhead.
2007-02-13 09:45:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
nope. Just the hell preview
2007-02-13 10:01:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God makes you a teenager first - so that you can feel what its like to know everything!
Then He gives you teenagers so that you realise you know nothing.
If He's very good to you He lets you live long enough to reap your reward - laughing at them when they have kids.
2007-02-13 09:51:39 · answer #9 · answered by anthonypaullloyd 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not quite sure how to answer that but I guess that short version would be "no". Hang in there! There not teenagers for too long. Enjoy them while you can.
2007-02-13 09:43:58 · answer #10 · answered by child_n_light 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋