A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!"
The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my guide dog."
"Oh man,” the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a guide dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar where he asks for a drink.
The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my guide dog."
The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as guide dogs."
The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What? They gave me a Chihuahua?"
2007-02-13 01:15:35 · 8 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! Good one :-)
2007-02-13 01:17:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Good one, original.
2007-02-13 09:55:40 · answer #2 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny very funny very funny
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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2007-02-13 09:25:04 · answer #3 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I like this one!! Thanks.. posting it for today's joke of the day :)
2007-02-13 09:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by Mizhani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awe thats so cute......8.6/10
2007-02-13 09:28:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-15 21:39:22 · answer #6 · answered by babydoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - like it!
2007-02-13 09:18:45 · answer #7 · answered by ChocLover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-13 09:54:35 · answer #8 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋