Three blond men were ship wrecked on a desert island. Walking along the beach, one picked up a shell. As he dusted the sand off, out popped a genie! The genie immediately decided to grant one wish to each man, seeing as all were in need of assistance.
The first blond man wished to be smart enough to get off the island. Poof! The genie turned him into a fellow with brown hair, and he swam to the mainland.
The second blond man also wished to be smart enough to get off the island... but in a way that was a bit less labour intensive than the first fellow. Poof! the genie turned him into a fellow with black hair. He built a raft and paddled to the mainland.
The third blond... after a lot of thought... wished to be smarter than both of his fellows. After all... swimming a great distance is a lot of work, but then so was building a raft.
Poof! The genie turned him into a woman. She took the bridge!
Have a great day folks... I'm off to work.
2007-02-13 01:07:44 · 8 answers · asked by Mikisew 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a blonde woman was sitting in a row boat which was in the middle of a corn field. another blonde woman was walking down the street when she saw the one in the row boat. So she yelled to her, "You are the type of blonde that gives the rest of us a bad name!!" The blonde in the row boat yelled back,"What you gonna do about it?" So she said,"Well, I would come out there and knock some since into you but I can't swim."
2007-02-13 09:40:19 · answer #1 · answered by Average Joe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard the same with women long time ago
2007-02-13 01:20:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! His lucky day!
You have a great day too!
2007-02-13 02:01:11 · answer #3 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good indeed
2007-02-13 02:41:35 · answer #4 · answered by :( 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Love It!!!
2007-02-13 06:09:42 · answer #5 · answered by Jess 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u go girl!
2007-02-13 01:10:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was well done!
2007-02-13 01:12:30 · answer #7 · answered by the Goddess Angel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lo thanks thats funny and so right
2007-02-13 01:47:59 · answer #8 · answered by lilbeth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋