2007-02-13 01:03:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
When Noah put the animals on the ark, he said he was doing it alphabetically. The aardvarks were like "Whoo hoo!"
*Side note: Aurthor, the cartoon character is a aardvark, and in one episode he told a friend that "You shouldn't believe in what some old piece of paper says" (I'm paraphrasing)
2007-02-13 01:10:22 · answer #1 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The are all Pastafarians. Aardvarks LOVE spaghetti.
2007-02-13 09:09:43 · answer #2 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Most aardvarks are agnostic.
2007-02-13 09:06:29 · answer #3 · answered by justagirl33552 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They worship sex with other aardvarks
2007-02-13 09:14:15 · answer #4 · answered by woodsonhannon53 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aardvarks have no religion, which is why they live peacefully among themselves
2007-02-13 09:08:14 · answer #5 · answered by Clarkie 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
They might have different religious experiences, but since their consciousness is prereflective, they can't thematize those experiences as religious structures which could conflict with one another.
2007-02-13 09:17:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and they start wars with each other when they eat different kinds of insects.
2007-02-13 09:15:10 · answer #7 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are atheist as they do not believe in God, they don't even know a God. As well as they do not assume God is unknowable.
2007-02-13 09:07:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, they dance to the ants tune!
2007-02-13 09:10:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think they believe in the people who feed them...=p
2007-02-13 09:07:59 · answer #10 · answered by je_ivy_an 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋